Raccoons vs Mr. Mayor Tory

Mr. Tory declares war on 'Raccoon Nation': Globe and Mail video HERE.

You built this city. We moved in and made ourselves at home. Your comfortably insulated attics make superb dens for our mothers and their young. Your rooftops and fences have become our highways, allowing us to travel efficiently from place to place while avoiding your murderous roadways. Your discarded food, thoughtfully separated from other trash and placed outdoors where we can get it, is our daily buffet.

Read Mr. Raccoon's letter to the Mayor in the Globe and Mail HERE.